Cartoon characters are not your friends!

I don't know where to start with this. I've wanted to make this for years! Cartoon characters do not exist they can't be your friends (or lovers), they are just drawings on paper. Get off the computer, walk out your house, and make some real friends. Other people are not bad. See a therapist!
There are no such thing as singing Christian vegetables, talking trains, magical ponies, dancing cats, etc. they do not exist.